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Basics: 
American (born 'n' bred) 
male, Caucasian, single, straight, twenty-seven-years-old (27)
Extended basics: atheist, non-smoker, 
Republican (Gasp!), right-handed, teetotaler, Virgo (September 12)
Externally: average height, brown eyes, 
glasses (nearsighted), middleweight, long brown hair parted in the middle, short goatee
Internally: argumentative, choosy, conservative, critical, cynical, dry, homebody, introverted, sardonic, shy, standoffish, thinking, wistful
Likes: anonymity, beauty, consistency, competency, compliments, cracking wise, dogs, double entendres (
), DVR (digital video recorder), English-language (no hablo español), good food (catfish, 'North American' goulash, sirloin steak), headphones, honesty, hot showers, humility, inside jokes, the Internet/s, like-minded individuals (rare), lounging, loyalty, making people laugh, (some) maturity, movies (crime, drama) (My DVD List at DVD Aficionado), music (classic rock, hard rock, 
metal, mostly) (My Music on RYM), nostalgia, ordering online, personal space, privacy, profanity, puns, quips, quotes, razzing, referencing, relatable persons (rarer), (articulate) reviews, sense of humor, sincerity, solitude, space heaters, spell check, summer season, (some) television (not CSI, either), tinkering with this site, trustworthiness, 
uninterrupted sleep, wit, zingers
Dislikes: ads, anti-Americanism, anxiety, bratty kids, breaking up, broken promises, celebrity politicking, cell phone abusers, cold weather, conflict, copycats, depression, dopers, dust, fear, Ebonics, excessive piercing, feminism, happy wanderers, holidays, hypocrisy, ice in (most) drinks, idiocy, illegal aliens, indecision, infidelity, leftism, lies and those who perpetrate them, lip service, loneliness, malware, math, needles, netspeak, oldsters, pills, pointlessness, poseurs, promiscuity, protesters, public restrooms, pull stickers (rips, sticks to packaging), rejection, re-re-releasing CD's, DVD's, self-doubt, Cindy Sheehan, sickness, sports, standees in SEATED arenas, starers, stress, tattoos (on women, especially lookers), 
tiredness, trends, turncoats, typos, unethical types, vanity
Favoritism
Actors: (vintage) Robert De Niro (
), (vintage) Al Pacino
Babes (
): (vintage) Jessica Alba, Kate Beckinsale, Angelina Jolie (despite serial adoption, tattoos 
, weight fluctuation), Katharine McPhee (long, brunette hair), Lucy Pinder
Curse words: bitch (varying adjectives preceding), f
ing ct (used sparingly, re adjectives)
Movies: Casino, Lost in Translation, Million Dollar Baby, Once Upon a Time in America, Taxi Driver, The Wrestler
Music: Black Sabbath - Heaven and Hell - Mob Rules, Helloween - Keeper of the Seven Keys Part 1, Iron Maiden - Powerslave, Yngwie Malmsteen - Rising Force, Metallica - ...And Justice for All
Television: The Sopranos (Whoever Did This, Whitecaps, Soprano Home Movies, The Blue Comet)